They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can’t be done!
Magnets!
How do they work?
Theu dont. Damn freeloaders.
What company is that? I can’t find it on this list.
The fascist one
Mechahitler
Gotta narrow that down a bit
Well grok was the only one that called itself Mechahitler, iirc
Elon Musk’s anime lolita girlfriend.
Loli not lolita. Don’t besmirch the adorable Japanese lolita fashion.
Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.
Pederast *
It’s grok.
help my child swallowed my grok earring and grok won’t tell me what to do
Yes it will. Mrph brm nmph frnnn!!
I don’t like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off
That’s a cursed item. You’re describing a curse. You’re going to get your soul eaten.
Thanks for sharing that!
That happened a long time ago for these dorks
Schizophren.ia
I imagine grok just whispers rascist things in your ear.
racist things interspersed with revenge [child] porn
Can they arrest Elon for using CSAM to train his AI? If there was any justice he would be in front of a jury the second Grok first generated CP
Better idea.
AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.
Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…
Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.
Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying
Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently…
Bold of you to assume that we don’t already assume everyone is depressed and tired online.
butt plug you say?
I’m sure it will lead to some perverse incentives.
This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.
You had me at dog.
Westworld Season 3.
As always…
The one on the bottom left is amazing in that it appears to ge defying the laws of physics. The two halves do not connect, yet the bottom part still stays in place.
That’s the kind of stupidity I expect from corporate America: invent anti-gravity, but use it solely for an aesthetic purpose on the worst product imaginable.
Wild way to admit you don’t have thoughts.
Classic
Sci-Fi got there first. I really wish I could remember the titles of the 90’s anthologies I got from the library back in the day. In one very good short a galaxy famous artist gave his last official interview to an older reporter. Everyone had memory aids that perfectly stored information and then would give you your answers. Hers was an older version that was external so it could be left out of the room. Half of his personal journey was trying to retrace his unremembered past and an obsession with one unique color that was stuck in his memory. The inconsistency of natural memory can lead to new journeys and stories becoming legendary. If you have an Ai whisper in your ear all the time that you prefer red wine, you will never try the white.
Are these slopheads not aware of headphones?
That grok one would betray you under pressure.
I actually cannot make decisions and I don’t mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???
This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.
Walking around with sphincter symbols is a bold choice.
