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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

"I want to be more involved in your hobbies," she said.

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"I want to be more involved in your hobbies," she said.

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host
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    That blue light is insane

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Dude tells his doctor “I can’t sleep, I tried everything”

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      just Cherenkov’s radiation, nothing to see here

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        Only 3.6 Roentgen. Not great, but not terrible.

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        No graphite on the roof.

    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Seriously, where is it even coming from? The monitor?

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        I think that’s the only way Gearbox & 2k Games can keep Borderlands fans engaged nowadays.

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        I think the iPhone does that sometimes with intense led light, like at concerts etc

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        A very dirty phone camera lens

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      All this user posts is Reddit material.

    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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      Ty for your service 🫡

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Listen its not for everyone… But sucking or licking off your partner while they game or work? Some people like doing that and a few others are blessed enough to have meet someone like that.

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      And God bless every one of them that enjoys the act.

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      Well, as the other of two healers on 10-man General Vezax, can’t really say I felt glad for my friends ‘blessing’. Tell them to wait god damnit

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    Something about the scale seems so off. Is she a dwarf? Is that a standing desk? I can’t quite pick it out.

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      For sure a standing desk, the desk legs look like extended standing desk columns

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        OP in the original reddit post mentioned she was 5ft

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    She could fit in a carry on roller bag so you only have to buy one plane ticket

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    damn she tiny

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    I too have a set of weights, adjacent to the desk, and no fucking idea what exercises to do so I occasionally just do bicep curls. If you have a specific routine do share.

    Edit: Thanks for the useful resources! ❤️

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      MuscleWiki is a helpful resource for exercises where you can filter for dumbbells and the body part you want to work.

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    It’s a strong ass (adjustable?) table

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      Looks like a convertible sitting/standing. My guess is the Jarvis by Fully (now Herman Miller). They don’t look to sell the L shape anymore, but I believe they used to. Weight capacity is 350lbs, and it’s designed to actively lift and hold all of that. A small human should be no problem.

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        I have no clue about anything you wrote but I appreciate your input

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        Its definitely not an UpLift Desk, but if anyone is interested, they’re pretty customizable and if you get one of the larger sizes you can have it come with an under desk hammock like this. When we were refreshing our offices I pushed pretty hard to get these and got denied after they put off getting office furniture for so long.

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      An assman table, one might say.

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    What a fuckin letdown bl4 was

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    ASSMAN ?

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      He probably got his plates switched with a proctologist at the DMV.

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    Pulling a Swordfish on your next video call

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      deleted by creator

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    blu

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    Nice license plate

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