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The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
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Itās the white paper-ish thing they publish when launching new models. Hereās the one about fable and mythos. About half of it (~150 pages) is discussing alignment and model welfare and another third of it is benchmarks, and the rest is mostly risk evaluation, i.e. how far along Claude is on its way to paperclipping everything.
Thereās also a Functional Decision Theory jumpscare at 6.3.6 that I havenāt heard anyone mention yet, apparently Claude has a tendency to defer to Yudās half baked sham of a decision theory:
Thatās not a card! Thatās a book!!! If they canāt get this simple classification right, how am I supposed to trust their probabilistic text extruder?
Oh donāt worry, itās slop-generated anyway. You can ask the LLM to summarize it for you.
Thanks! Does every LLM vendor publish them, or is it an Anthropic thing only?
And of course itās self-published by the vendor, so basically just PR.
The real question is if thereāre any sort of standards to what constitutes a system/model card, which I donāt think so, as far as I can tell it just has to look like a publishable paper, openAI even uploads theirs to arxiv.
Otherwise yes, google returns a bunch of cards for a bunch of vendors, so itās safe to say itās a widespread practice.
IIRC the cards thing was originally from a Gebru paper https://arxiv.org/abs/1810.03993 but that dates from the āfairnessā era and not the āsafetyā era. Hugging Face has āaā standard - https://huggingface.co/docs/hub/en/model-cards - but I donāt think itās ātheā standard.