Want to wade into the rainbow-ridden surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)


Billionaires have a new start-up, Objection, that allows them to āsueā journalists by āsummoningā them to a ātribunalā staffed by chatbots. They targeted journalist Gary Baum with their first ālawsuitā, which provoked Baum to write about them for the Hollywood Reporter. Like all vampires, upon being exposed to sunlight, founder Aron DāSouza
threw a hissy fithas shuttered everything ātemporarilyā.I donāt understand what the point of this business is, except to grift off the aggrieved rich failsons unable to handle the horribly difficult work of hiring a PR firm to smear the people theyāre mad at. At first i thought that it could be to create a formal āsocial credit scoreā for journalists and integrate it directly with different publications to quantify how mad the ruling class is with a given individual, in order to discredit them or bar them from work or chill their speech, as DāSouza implies here:
but that sort of thing happens already. Nobody who seriously challenges power is getting hired at The New York Times or The Washington Post. Thatās just a top down directive from the owners. What is the point of this? itās staggeringly stupid. Just shit talk these people in your private Signal GCs, guys. Andreessen and David Sacks and Karp will be happy to help you compose a peevish Xeet or a lawsuit. stop being weird losers.
Special mentions:
god, journalism would be so much cooler if it could directly remove money from the accounts of the Idiot Rich. Alas.
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Honestly, I think DāSouza explains the business best:
Questions answered by t-shirt, etc.
Taken together it becomes incredibly transparent that the actual goal here is to transform themselves into a kind of priest-king class, exercising absolute authority on behalf of the remote and unfathomable god that they built. Just please pay no attention to who built the AI, who runs the AI, or where all the money and power end up.
I would pay to see a billionaire or CEO in tears over an article.
And if stopping them were that easy, why hasnāt it happened yet?
and wiped out several cities in the processdid they try to turn their first target into unwilling and adversarial beta-tester?
so it seems
it does fit a pattern
Twitter really broke their brains.