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minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down27·1 month agoThey were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
minus-squareCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 month ago“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-21 month agoThat’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoThey’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agooh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
minus-squareYellowParenti@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoGod damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoCalm down, Pol Pot
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month ago“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month agoIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBrother I am living in the gobi desert here
minus-squareDerpenheim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoJust like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago the gays this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoOf course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoReminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone’s thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.