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minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前If I remember correctly David did this, didn’t he?
minus-squareHapankaali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 个月前Enjoying the little ones, you mean? I’m not sure, though Trump has for sure.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 个月前I meant have sex with another ones wife.
minus-squareHapankaali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 个月前To be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 个月前I just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
minus-squarenickiwest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前And he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 个月前He was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前Story says he sent her husband to the front line to die while he was borking her too
If I remember correctly David did this, didn’t he?
Enjoying the little ones, you mean? I’m not sure, though Trump has for sure.
I meant have sex with another ones wife.
To be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
I just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
And he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
He was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
… David?
Story says he sent her husband to the front line to die while he was borking her too