What a moron!! Give yourself some more medals extreme aged dementia pedo paw-paw
Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole… way to go.
Some of the first people to get it got it doing a massacre of Native Americans so this seems more like going back to basics with an Obama giving himself a medal meme included but with more pedo shitting himself vibes.
That would be hilarious, he’s insane enough to do it.
More hilarious to see how r/conservative defends and lauds it. The most amusing shit show on reddit by far.
Yes, the meritorious medal for bravery in the deferment line, the Purple Fart, isn’t enough for Generalissimo Trumpo - the new El Presidente of what was formerly known as Venezuela but is now the State of Trumpo (Spanish for “Trump”).
His should have four ‘F’ clusters. For his deferments due to his daddy’s money.
It would be the State of Pedo (Which actually is Spanish for ‘trump’)
Either that’s just a coincidence or we’re living in a simulation.
Wow. It’s like the horribleness of the bad guy from roger rabbit mied with the craziness of Doc from back to the future. Only the crazy personality is dominant.
Shit motherfucker.
I’m reminded of the meme where this guy thinks he’s number one – biting the medal, kissing the presenter, shit like that – when he’s actually the last down off the podium.
The only medal the Orange Turd deserves is the “Hero of the Russian Federation.”
He should give himself the same award Hitler did.
Or he could just call up people who have received it (or their heirs if deceased), and have one of them give him theirs, like he did with the Nobel Prize. Maybe even several of them, so he can brag that he was awarded more Medals of Honor than anyone in history.
The sad thing is that there are probably a number of them who would be willing (if not excited) to give it to him.
Didn’t he do it with a purple heart too?
I think so, back in his first term. As I recall, a veteran offered his and he took it and kept it.
So we’re gonna need to build a Truman show set, with actors (or fucking clones, I dunno) of people in his admin, to literally contain his madness.
Just… yep Donald, yep, you’re still the President, and everyone loves you, mhm, yep.
This is certainly morally superior to the reverse, where he is just an insane madman, but… actually in charge of important things.
I still think it’s possible that in 2016 the Republicans told him they were hiring him to play the President in a mockumentary.
Trump saw this meme and thought it was real
This guy is such a fucking asshole.
Seriously, he has surpassed even Ronnie Raygun at this point as far as being the worst president, at least in recent times. I wasn’t sure it was possible to surpass the shitstain that is Ronnie Raygun, who up until Pedonald, had objectively the most criminal administration in history.
He will even top Buchanan. His legacy will read like a demon James Buchanan who lost his will to appease.
The only thing more pathetic than him are the morons who got suckered into voting for him. I’m sure they are working on their rationalization for this now. They are like the fools who fall for romance scams and can’t admit they were duped.
It’s really wild when some polling seems to indicate they are not satisfied with him, and yet… Poll or interviewer: would you vote for him again, tho?
The mark/idiot: “Yep”
They are so brainwashed that they simply cannot imagine voting for a Democrat, because that would make them gay or woke or whatever. The branding and the propaganda works on these people pretty much for life. This go-round they seem to think that voting was all about trans (“men in women’s sports”) or something.
It basically boils down to teams. Do you abandon your baseball team because they suck? Nope, you cling to them like grim death. Trump is an incompetent senile psycho? Sure, but he’s “my team”. You’d have to abandon your identity to switch teams.
When I talk to people I suspect are Trumpers (they never come right out to me) they go on about things like illegal immigrants. I just nod and think “How do they hurt you? You love having cheap labor working on your house. You’d never want one of the jobs they have.” Things that really effect them, like the economy or the massive class divide, don’t register with them.
When I talk to people I suspect are Trumpers (they never come right out to me)
The term for these people that I just love is “reactionary centrists”. Some of them will even claim to be “independents”, LOL, but the very minute you do even the bare minimum of asking a few questions, you usually find someone that has an entire array of Faux News style talking points just aching to come out…
It describes them perfectly and simultaneously lampoons the bullshit narrative of a “center” in this country that the Democrats have, of course, drifted too far away from, because as everyone just knows, the Democrats are soooo extremist. So yeah, PEDOnald might be a pedo and a rapist and total con artist and have no idea how to do anything and is only out to enrich himself as he destroys the country, but the Democrats have the TRANS AGENDA and are aching to have doctors take away your son’s winky while he’s off at school!
No it’s the inability to do anything about him. There’s no checks, no balance and people are just sitting back. It’s crazy.
This has gone past his voters. A good majority of the USA is complicit.
Kamala couldve just said that genociding Palestinians is bad. Thanks dumb cunt
at least reagan was pretty peaceful, our relations with the USSR were the only good thing his administration did
PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!
Also, I recommend promoting yourself to “Super General” and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.
“Super General”
Minimum of 8 stars
Admiral General Trump
How about “Trump considered awarding himself Federal Prisoner of Dishonor amid creating Iran war chaos: insiders,” as I think that sounds better?
