Absurdly Stupid

Why is the dollar worth less every year?

I dunno, but just to be safe we should pretend to print more money and buy more houses and land for our new AI data centers that we will close after the collapse, then we will refinance for pennies on the dollar with the money that doesn’t exist.

Never fear, we’re safe, gentle proles! We will get loans from the FED because we’re too big to fail. We will then pay it back with money worth significantly less, of which you personally make a little bit less of every year by the way coincidentally.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

Regardless of the bet, there are ALWAYS insiders… at the least the house.

The house always wins

This also applies to the stock market, USAs favorite casino

Who’s “the house” for the stock market? The FED

The USA killed hundreds of thousands of children in Iraq, they are just warming up to SAVE DEMOCRACY, which requires many thousands of stacked up baby bodies

Dear God! No NSFW tag? That gigantic red bear penis is now seared into my memory until my dying day.

Please Mr. Trump, save us from the bear penis, send the seventh fleet to Switzerland!

Hard to prove, because there’s always at least one horrifying scandal ongoing, and there’s always at least six USA “preemptive strikes” happening at any one time.

Trump doesn’t know what a strait is, this is fake guys!!

Has it been 20 years of this “Iran nukes!” business?

Let Israel “secure the nuclear stockpile”, they’re right there already, we don’t need to buy them a boat or anything

Star Wars nerds “charlie kirk charlie kirk” piss off with your pew pew shit GROW UP GET A JOB

Trump has never paid his bills a day in his life.

He fucked over his own chauffeur, and thousands of his contractors and employees. He’s declared bankruptcy something like eight times, leaving investors with nothing. He’s gone to court over a thousand times; no other real estate developer has these problems. Interestingly, his mentor was Roy Cohn, who had the same issue of skipping bills (coincidentally I am sure).

So, long story short for libbies, Trump will buy a company named “American Fury MAGA USA Friends” and transfer all the country’s debt to it, and THEN that company will declare a new feature he’s devised, called “Supreme Bankruptcy” which cannot be overturned by the Supreme Court because it’s Supreme, too.

Problem solved, in your face commies

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Related to this problem, our entire country’s financial system is based on debt; we don’t even control our own money. The FED is controlled by select appointed bankers, who practically all work for banks or are on the boards of banks and investment firms before and after their appointed terms.

The dollar is worth less every year for a reason, it’s called profiteering. It’s designed to collapse; with each collapse these same interests buy everything once prices are tanked. Then, they start the process again. Every year it gets exponentially worse because math is mean.

They don’t even hide it.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/fedexplained/who-we-are.htm

Firearm sales in USA have TRIPLED since 2000

Every state is involved in their production, even Hawaii; according to the gun makers, anyway. Way more than most people realize.

https://www.nssf.org/government-relations/impact/

foreign military sales have quintupled or so since 2000, depending on who you want to use as a source.

Last time I checked, US has as much military spending as the top 10 spenders combined, including China and Russia. Sources disagree somewhat depending on what you consider to be military spending.

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/largest-defense-budgets-in-the-world/

Chances are very good the USA arms your country; we do make the very best in weapons, since we have been at war since 1911

The USA has been smuggling weapons since the Brown Bess rifle

RIP OP

“Their guys”

You’re so fucking close! Have you heard of Harvard? Bill Gates? Bill Clinton? Woody Allen? Chomsky? Come on man, just look for 5 minutes

There’s no “their guys” it’s all of them.

Unless by “their guys” you mean fabulously wealthy, in which case I jumped to conclusions and I apologize

Please don’t shoot my taint

I’m not sure if this statement is true, but he has been super happy since we’ve attacked Iran, he looks like he won the lottery.

He’s US military through and through and maybe even a “true believer”, heaven forbid.

Dear God, Please make Lindsey be more cynical and greedy and self-serving, not ideological and oblivious and delusional. How is magic bird? I hope you are well. Regards, Mulligrubs

p.s. it’s true, gah

Oh yeah, it’s those billionaire oil executives!

Meanwhile, Israel, Boeing, Lockhead, General Dynamics and so on have been working for this for years, we’ve had 70 years of this with assassinations and military strikes throughout.

Qatar gave Trump a jet.

Schumer is delighted, too!

Graham is positively glowing, it’s like he’s pregnant with death.

We decided after WW2 that the Middle East was ours, but we need a workforce and they happen to be there. So, we keep them busy with each other, and pay them virtually nothing.

The countries borders were made for EXACTLY THIS kind of conflict perpetually by design. Of course it is always at war. If it wasn’t at war, we’d start one.

Israel is our “home base” in the Middle East, they are the USA in all practicality, and a perfect place to keep our religious lunatic fringe eternally occupied.

It’s not even a secret, it’s all there for everyone to see… and it’s a guaranteed money maker for our entire military industry that has been around since WW1 and always growing still today.

… so yeah, let’s just say “oil executives” seems almost misleading, lying by omission.

Apologies, I couldn’t read article so I went crazy instead

Chickens are awful creatures, a giant one would fuck you up for absolutely no reason

It’s not a “this President” problem, it’s the norm. See Citizens United and Super PACs for further details.

It’s not a bribe when it’s a legal “donation”!

both candidates had a billion dollars “donated”, and there’s so much that we don’t often get to see.

No healthy, functioning Republic would elect Trump. Twice. He’s the natural result of decades of corruption (legal though, so it’s not officially corruption, wink wink)

It’s not pointless for Boeing, Northrup, Israel, and other “donors”. They will make a KILLING

Sure he does!

The man pissed through his $400 million dollar inheritance in just a few years, say what you want, that’s impressive!

He didn’t have any economic accomplishments at home, so he doesn’t have to worry about wiping said accomplishments out.

Minimum wage is seven bucks and change an hour; each of those “reasonable” Tomahawk missiles cost two million

so, no school lunches, times are tight