A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
Says who?
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Then you clearly haven’t tried hard enough
Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Good bot!
Ah, dad jokes.
Behold! A man!
Only to Plato.
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?
Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me
fuckin. what?
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
