As Kurt Vonnegut wrote in his poem “Joe Heller”:
True story, Word of Honor:
Joseph Heller, an important and funny writer
now dead,
and I were at a party given by a billionaire
on Shelter Island.
I said, “Joe, how does it make you feel
to know that our host only yesterday
may have made more money
than your novel ‘Catch-22’
has earned in its entire history?”
And Joe said, “I’ve got something he can never have.”
And I said, “What on earth could that be, Joe?”
And Joe said, “The knowledge that I’ve got enough.”
Not bad! Rest in peace!
Oh boo fucking hoo. You could have taken your daddy’s stolen blood money and done a whole lot of good on the world. Instead you made yourself a fat rich old hated piece of shit who creeps about trying to sell his jizz to his mates. Money can’t buy you a sense of fucking shame.
“I shat in the pool and now the pool is all full of my shit and everyone else at the pool party hates me waaaaa!”
I guess his narcissism and hoarding disorder makes him sad. Good
This has always bothered me. Capitalism won. They control the world. Every death in most of the world feed the machine. From Palestinians to Cambodians, some are bombed, some are worked, but their death is to spin the wheel. The environment is on fire. To spin the wheel. The world is filled with hate. To spin the wheel. Apparently every single fucking billionaire is a pedophile. To spin their wheel.
All of that suffering, all of that pain, to get your rocks off, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN HAPPY?
Nobody else in the world gets to have a good time so that you can have everything, and you’re still not having a good time?
Hey dude. You know what can buy happiness? Compassion, generosity, being of service, creativity, a healthy lifestyle, and staying far away from toxic people like your Trumps, Epsteins, etc. Your conquests and financial success are empty. You see that. Divest. You will live comfortably for the rest of your life now, or pursue endeavors purely for the love of it, or the creative outlet. And you can use that time and money making amends, bettering the lives of everyone around you. Feed the hungry, house the poor, pay for the education and betterment of others, use your influence to benefits those without influence. Empower others to be comfortable too. I promise you that you will feel 10000 times better about yourself, and the people around you will love you for it.
Elon could’ve done this and make Tesla the biggest company ever. I remember when he was awesome future guy and everyone liked him. I think he got super drunk on this success and has been “chasing the high” in all the wrong ways ever since.
The difference was that he fired his PR agents in 2020 who stopped him from ruining their carefully created advertising. He never was that person.
Absotively.
dude just had to hang onto the ball and run out the clock
Of course not, the dumb fucks have detached themselves from every single meaningful human connection possible
Musk is so creepy Epstien put him on “read,” and ghosted him.
Musk is that edgelord from middle school who never stopped being an edgelord or acting like an idiot pre-teen. He’s desperate to see, hip and cool but he’s just a petty little snowflake of a human being.
This so angers me
The richest person in the world, who single handedly could do something like end world hunger if he wanted to
The richest person in the world, who got there by exclusively lying his ass off about literally everything
The richest man in the world who went now full Nazi
The richest man in the world now buuwuuu complains that his life is so hard.
I hope you get a fucking paper cut on your dick head.
I can’t wait for your kind to die out and disappear. We need to rid the world of millionaires. Wealth caps, now!
I think he’s trying to iritate people on purpose with this. I wish people would just stop using his products all together. Then we could stop talking about him entirely.
Motherfucker, Dickens told you exactly the answer 200 years ago. Here’s the fucking Muppet version: https://youtu.be/UIaJcjJReCU
Go look at a recent photo of the top 10 richest men in the world and tell me if any of them look like they are having a good life. I mean, Bezos is the only one of them who has any type of emotional reaction to things resembling a normal human reaction. Not a good human, but still, human. The rest of them just look like soulless husks most of the time. I wouldn’t wanna trade places with any of them for even a millisecond. I imagine that the overwhelming feeling of loneliness and detachment from humanity would scar me for life.
He should Marie Kondo his Wall Street portfolio. If the stocks don’t spark joy, he should let them go.
This is a man who feels compelled to lie about being good at video games. He’s one of the most pathetic human beings on the face of the planet.
Money actually has a strong diminishing return on happiness. A lack of money can definitely make you unhappy. More money also makes it easier to be happy, but does make it easy.
That’s actually the hole that the rich can get into. They (subconsciously) assume they would be happy with just a bit more money. They delay or ignore the things that would make them happy in trade for more money/power.
It would actually be quite sad, if it didn’t fuck the rest of us over completely.
I do pity them. I long for a world in which such hoarding, deleterious tendencies were treated as the mental health crisis they are, and that such a thing were made impossible to occur.
It’s not called “retail therapy” for nothing!
That’s a dopamine hit
Yeah we know. We saw the letter rejecting his request to rape girls on Epstein Island. Maybe if he had more money? Guess we’ll never know. Poor fella
And the many emails where he was invited
Dear Elon:
I must decline your many requests, and stress that I would like you to stop contacting me. Since you have been so relentless, I will be extremely candid with you: You look like a Goblin, on a good day, and the very thought of you naked is horrifying. You will terrify the girls, who are, after all, only little kids. It’s hard enough to get them to cooperate with having sex with fat old men without having you stalking around the room like a naked obese Gollum with a bad haircut.
It’s a NO, and it will always be a NO. Please stop contacting me.
JE
Money had nothing to do with that. He wasn’t invited because he’s an unlikable nerd.
Stay miserable you fucking Nazi loser.
