• Optional@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Bill Clinton tweet: Everything Slick Willy should say

    Angry Leftists: Bah! You suuuuuck! Fuck you Clinton! BlAARghh! DEAaaaaaTH! Deth to ALL!1

    Me: Huh.

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      9 days ago

      It’s a nice tweet and I agree with it but I’d rather he was testifying about what he did on Epstein’s island

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        I would like him to testify in front of competent people. I mean with the republican party questioning him do you really think they’re going to ask him anything interesting when so many many answers would likely be: “Hey I was there with half your political party, just ask the president and all your colleages who were there.” I do hope the contempt goes through because if it goes to an actual court you might get some names.

      • Kage520@lemmy.world
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        My prediction of his testimony of Epstein Island: “I saw, but I didn’t partake.”

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          I saw, but I didn’t partake

          It’s either that or just go in chains, like all politicians he’s going to lie his ass off.

          Still a nice letter he put out there telling us to protest, i agree with that.

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          9 days ago

          Well his definition of having sex is when someone else finishes you. He doesn’t believe it’s sex if you finish yourself off. Nothing prior counts. So take that as you will.

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        9 days ago

        Just wait for the ‘contempt’ power play. If the House follows through, Clintons get discovery! Oops…

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      9 days ago

      Yeah people really struggle to hold two thoughts at once these days