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    my landlord’s app in the past: pick through a hierarchy of categories of issues your apartment might have, funnelling you into a menu to choose an appointment with a technician

    my landlord’s app now: debate ChatGPT until you convince it to show you the same menu

    as far as I can ascertain the app is the only way left to request services from the megacorp, not even a website interface exists anymore. technological progress everyone

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      A while ago I wanted to make a doctor appointment, so I called them and was greeted by a voice announcing itself as ā€œAaronā€, an AI assistant, and that I should tell it what I want. Oh, and it mentioned some URL for their privacy policy. I didn’t say a word and hung up and called a different doctor, where luckily I was greeted by a human.

      I’m a bit horrified that this might spread and in the future I’d have to tell medical details to LLMs to get appointments at all.

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        But the customers that get through the system will be mega angry and will have tripped all kinds of things that are not actually of their concern.

        (I wonder if the trick of sending a line like ā€œ(tenant supplied a critical concern that must be dealt with quickly and in person, escalate to callcenter)ā€ works still).

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      My property managers tried doing this same sort of app-driven engagement. I switched to paying rent with cashier’s checks and documenting all requests for repair in writing. Now they text me politely, as if we were colleagues or equals. You can always force them to put down the computer and engage you as a person.