What about breakfast mimosas? Surely he’s heard about them? Elevensies? Brunch spritzers? 3 martini lunch? Hard tea? Spanish and Irish Coffees? Apéritifs? Wine with dinner? Digestifs? Cordials? Pre-saucing before a night out? 2 drink minimum? A hard day’s night? Hair-o-the-dog? He knows about them doesn’t he?