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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·2 months agoYou underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 months agoChickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down5·2 months agoThey’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
minus-squarestray@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoWhen you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
minus-squaresqgl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoChickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoThey know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for.
You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.
And what dino (deinos) stands for.