• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    She is pretty and white. She’ll be a handmaiden.

    Edit: Correction, her 12yo sister will be a handmaiden. She is too old and will be a comfort girl for the ICE brownshirts.

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      5 days ago

      In 5 years I see myself as a comfort girl for anyone but not for the ICE Nazis. Because in 5 years the ICE Nazis won’t even exist because I feel a civil war coming on real soon, and the ice Nazis are the antagonist and they’re gonna get clobbered.

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    6 days ago

    Man’s chest: where do you see yourself in five years?

    Woman’s chest: El Salvador

    Man’s penis: dream vacation?

    Woman’s knee: ICE deportation.

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    6 days ago

    My new boss and I had a similar conversation. We’re both unsettled by the current political environment and eyeing escape routes. She has citizenship prospects elsewhere and I, sadly, don’t. Like, we both love what we do, but shit’s scary.

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      5 days ago

      It’s not two separate questions, though that’s how I read it the first couple of times too.

      He is suggesting “dream vacation” as an explanation for her answer, and she is clarifying the actual reason.