That’s one C-suite that doesn’t even need to be replaced by AI. Based on what he says, he could probably be replaced by a simple, dumb script.
Written in Java
He could be replaced by a very small bash script.
Bash is more complex than Java.
I was riffing on an old joke.
I understand that, I was trying to add to the joke it just came out wrong I guess.
I know enough to read the stuff between the if and fi’s but not enough to do much more, I once upon a university semester learnt Java enough to be able to code it.
I was thinking copperplate.
Dear Amazon,
Please close all Distribution and Fulfillment Centres across Canada.
Sincererly,
Me.
P.S. Go fuck yourself.
yeah fuck it you can close them all.
For awhile I used Amazon Lockers because packages would constantly get stolen in my build. There was a locker near by that was great and worked well. just put in your code and you’re good to go.
Then Amazon decided “no, we have the opportunity to get everyone on the app when they want to use a locker lets have it where you can only open a locker via the amazon app” problem is the damn thing never works. So they replaced pretty much all the lockers in downtown Toronto with these horrible bluetooth ones simply because it forces people to use the Amazon app.
fuck em. stopped using Amazon after that.
So he’s an auto pen.
According to Félix Trudeau, president of the Syndicat des travailleurs et travailleuses d’Amazon Laval (STTAL), Amazon’s team is deliberately creating delays in the lawsuit by failing to send documents. For him, this resembles the methods used by the same legal team during negotiations with the union, namely to prolong the case unnecessarily.
Can we PLEASE make it by law that when large corporations with large law companies return papers late that either they have an extremely good excuse like the main lawyer died, or they’ll pay a % of their revenue as a penalty every. single. day.
That delay tactics are even legal is just amazing to me
