I need a CPAP to sleep, so naps are basically impossible for me

But at a past job doing tech support at a web hosting company, where I was still new and assigned to the night shift, it was just me and another guy who was supposed to support me, and be the acting manager.

At night we’d be lucky to get more than one or two calls, and maybe a handful of live chats, so we’d mostly do tickets all night.

Well, I would. He would curl up at his desk and sleep for 7 hours, then speed through a bunch of really easy tickets (that he’d botch) in order to have respectable metrics.

There were others in a different department who knew about this, so on at least one occasion, they drew a penis on his forehead while he slept. Even though our boss saw this, the slacker wasn’t fired, as he was one of the few who actively wanted the night shift.

It’s because you’re not writing the way Apple wants you to.

Have all those self-driving cars passed the driving tests that human drivers are required to pass? Shouldn’t that be a requirement? Like, not a simulation, but a literal test, with the examiner in the car, giving the same directions they would give to a person. And every software update would need to pass such a test.

All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

Are canned boiled peanuts worth it? I’ve never had boiled peanuts (never seen them in Canada) and I’m curious, and I assume importing them canned would be easier than getting them “fresh boiled”.

🙄

I would much rather get the Bluetooth TOS communicator replica that came out a little earlier, as a present for my dad. I wish they made more of that, instead.

SMB3 was a revolution. SMW was an evolution.

I personally prefer SMB3 because the controls feel tighter, where SMW sometimes feels “floaty”. But it’s a subtle difference. SMW gives you way more content, but not all of it is as good or as well-designed as the levels from SMB3 (though again, the difference is subtle.)

They are both all-time top games, as is Mario 64.

Just means that when Trump pisses in the wind, we get the golden shower.

Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?

Already lost to a bunch of hoodlums (hoodla?) who TAKE the piss. And then kick the shit out of you.

In other words, “trumped-up” charges?

Which track is your favorite?

Here, put this on one of those cards:

“Be the change you want to see”

That’s one C-suite that doesn’t even need to be replaced by AI. Based on what he says, he could probably be replaced by a simple, dumb script.

Practice makes perfect! If you don’t succeed, try, try again!

They admitted, with obvious glee

I mean, all practicing Christians eat of the body of Christ and drink of his blood…

$299

Mic drop.

That’s not realistic. They’d never use real names like “Bobby”.