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I would much rather get the Bluetooth TOS communicator replica that came out a little earlier, as a present for my dad. I wish they made more of that, instead.

SMB3 was a revolution. SMW was an evolution.

I personally prefer SMB3 because the controls feel tighter, where SMW sometimes feels “floaty”. But it’s a subtle difference. SMW gives you way more content, but not all of it is as good or as well-designed as the levels from SMB3 (though again, the difference is subtle.)

They are both all-time top games, as is Mario 64.

Just means that when Trump pisses in the wind, we get the golden shower.

Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?

Already lost to a bunch of hoodlums (hoodla?) who TAKE the piss. And then kick the shit out of you.

In other words, “trumped-up” charges?

Which track is your favorite?

Here, put this on one of those cards:

“Be the change you want to see”

That’s one C-suite that doesn’t even need to be replaced by AI. Based on what he says, he could probably be replaced by a simple, dumb script.

Practice makes perfect! If you don’t succeed, try, try again!

They admitted, with obvious glee

I mean, all practicing Christians eat of the body of Christ and drink of his blood…

$299

Mic drop.

That’s not realistic. They’d never use real names like “Bobby”.

Could stay technically true with a pun:

…and the love of my wife, Justin.

What if the day in question isn’t a Monday?

What’s the point of smartphone colors that will get completely covered by the phone case? And don’t tell me phone cases are not necessary, I’ve accidentally dropped my phone enough times!

(I’m on my 4th smartphone in about 12 years, and I’ve never scratched or cracked a screen)

Users have somehow been trained to ignore and dismiss error messages. Probably from getting too many ad pop-ups.

Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?