Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)


Okay, letās see what the dumbshits are trying to sell this time
(This took longer than Iād liked, because copy-paste is pretty laggy on Cloudflareās shit-ass page)
āAgentsā are automatic data breach machines, letting them repeat that time they stole vibe-codersā crypto on a larger scale is a terrible idea
Autonomous agents donāt exist, and the only ānew economic paradigmā being made is one where tech is completely unmoored from reality
See my previous point
Went so well for Wolf Game, didnāt it?
And by āfrictionless, global commerceā, I presume they mean āsanctions evasion and ransomwareā
Just like Tether! /s
How about never.
Cloudflare is about to get really familiar with North Koreans.