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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)


Wolfram has a blog post about lambda calculus. As usual, there are no citations and the bibliography is for the wrong blog post and missing many important foundational papers. There are no new results in this blog post (and IMO barely anything interesting) and itās mostly accurate, so itās okay to share the pretty pictures with friends as long as the reader keeps in mind that the author is writing to glorify themselves and make drawings rather than to communicate the essential facts or conduct peer review. I will award partial credit for citing John Trompās effort in defining these diagrams, although Wolfram ignores that Tromp and an entire community of online enthusiasts have been studying them for decades. But yeah, itās a Mathematica ad.
In which I am pedantic about computer science (but also where I'm putting most of my sneers too, including a punchline)
For example, Wolframās wrong that every closed lambda term corresponds to a combinator; itās a reasonable assumption that turns out to not make sense upon closer inspection. Itās okay, because I know that he was just quoting the same 1992 paper by Fokker that I cited when writing the esolangs page for closed lambda terms, which has the same incorrect claim verbatim as its first sentence. Also, credit to Wolfram for listing Fokker in the bibliography; this is one of the foundational papers that weād expect to see. With that in mind, hereās some differences between my article and his.
The name āFokkerā appears over a dozen times in my article and nowhere in Wolframās article. Also, I love being citogenic and my article is the origin of the phrase āFokker sizeā. I think that this is a big miss on his part because he canāt envision a future where somebody says something like āThe Fokker metric spaceā or āenriched over Fokker sizeā. Iāve already written āsome closed lambda terms with small Fokker sizeā in the public domain and itās only a matter of time until Zipfās law wears it down to āsome small Fokkersā.
Also, while āTrompā only appears once in my article, it appears next to somebody known only as āmtveā when they collaborated to produce what Wolfram calls a āsize-7 lambdaā known as Alpha. I love little results like these which arenāt formally published and only exist on community wikis. Would have been pretty fascinating if Alpha were complete, wouldnāt it Steve!? Would have merited a mention of progress in the community amongst small lambda terms, huh Steve!?
I also checked the BB Gauge for Binary Lambda Calculus (BLC), since itās one of the topics I already wrote up, and found that Wolframās completely omitted Felgenhauer from the picture too, with that name in neither the text nor bibliography. Felgenhauerās made about as many constructions in BLC as Tromp; Felgenhauer 2014 constructs that Goodstein sequence, for example. Also, Wolfram didnāt write that sequence, they sourced it from a living paper not in the bibliography, written byā¦Felgenhauer! So itās yet another case of Wolfram just handily choosing to omit a name from a decade-old result in the hopes that somebody will prefer his new presentation to the old one.
Finally, whatās the point of all this? I think Wolfram writes these posts to advertise Mathematica (which is actually called Wolfram Mathematica and uses a programming language called Wolfram BuT DiD YoU KnOw) He also promotes his attempt at rewriting all of physics to have his logo upon it, and this blog post is a gateway to that project in the sense that Wolfram genuinely believes that staring at these chaotic geometries will reveal the equations of divine nature. Meanwhile I wrote my article in order to
win an IRC argument againstmake a reasonable presentation of an interesting phenomenon in computer science directly to Felgenhauer & Tromp, and while they donāt fully agree with me, we together canāt disagree with whatās presented in the article. Thatās peer review, right?Having followed PLT stuff online for more than a quarter century now, I can state with confidence that basically everyone writing about lambda calculus online is doing it to glorify themselves.