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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Linguistics Humor@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago

The English features I hate so much that I actually learned their true names.

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The English features I hate so much that I actually learned their true names.

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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Linguistics Humor@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_e

Cognitive dissonance on the more accurate name of “Ignored e”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteronym_(linguistics)

Record a record? Convict a convict? What an annoying concept.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphological_leveling

At least irregular verbs are drifting away, that’s a pleasant surprise.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trisyllabic_laxing

fotograffy > fuhtawgruhfee I’ll die on this hill

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      You’re about twenty centuries too late on the χ thing. You’re gonna need to go back and talk to the Romans.

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          On thinking it over, “proper” spelling of foreign words has done its own share of damage to English spelling. We don’t just have to learn our own spelling conventions, we also have to learn foreign ones. Or not (sent to you from Cairo, Illinois, locally pronounced “care-oh”)

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          It’ll be part of the great English spelling reform. Until then, it’s going to be spelled the way we Romanized Greek in the 16th century.

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      Oh I’m in good company, this is my kinda rant 🤙

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