• lukaro@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    True, I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick. But damn Christian’s keep asking me if I found Jesus. Damn it fuckers just admit you lost at hide n seek already!

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      2 months ago

      I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick.

      Skill issue

      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned from community
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        2 months ago

        Tbf I’ve never had that happen either.

        It’s Saturday night, not “too damn early on a saturday.”

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          2 months ago

          Yeah I think that’s a perfectly appropriate time. Any time before noon on a weekend is just too early man.

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      2 months ago

      Although if you want someone to talk your ear off about the church of cocks… Never in the morning though, early birds are the work of the devil. Or something like that. Beds are comfy.

      We have by-weekly lunch meet-ups at Liz’s Diner over on main too.