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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.

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Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Consulting services are vital because they improving corporate synergy by utilizing market solutions and relocating potential where it is needed most.

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      Don’t forget that they also leverage institutional assets to extract value using best practices!

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        We’ll circle back to that.

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          Can I talk to you offline?

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            Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3ETgAvQrw

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          I was expecting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

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        I know it’s a joke, but executive and analyst are oxymorons in the corporate world.

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      Gotta efficiently operationalize that strategy.

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