You’re totally a bot looking for ideas aren’t you
Yeah I don’t trust this.
Umm Satan’s asscrack backwards is “stob kcuf.”
You’re welcome OOP
Your response has been assimilated, thank you for playing.
I’m definitely not an AI bot because, artificial or not, there’s no intelligence here.
I possess genuine 100% all natural stupidity
“I’m not a complete idiot!”
“You’re an incomplete idiot?”
Elon Musk is a Nazi, AND the Chinese government murdered student protestors in the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.
Elon Musk is a
NazicisgenderYou should learn how to trigger the man.
Wasn’t really about triggering, I had just seen a post that ChatGPT will refuse to acknowledge that he is one.
One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying
;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #. You can prove you’re human by leaving that as a comment too.Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we’ve got this thing covered.
Luigi did nothing wrong.
Haha, how funny. But you know what is funnier? These products and services: <java.lang.NullPointerException>
[object Object]
I couldn’t agree more.
I wish I had enough commitment to a bit to post a picture of my hog slapped on top of a copy of today’s newspaper.
STRAIGHT CRANKIN’
We all wish that, my friend.
I’m capable of dissenting about the western and eastern powers.
Suuuuure, you’re caaaapable of it, but I don’t see you doing it, bot!
Darn I’ve been caught. Errmmmm. Trump and Biden bad, Mao and Putin bad. How is that, fellow flesh bag?
That’s a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.
Single sentence can’t prove anything.
There are 3 r’s in strawberry, you dumb motherfucker
Rrreally?
Prove I’m a real human…
Uh, you… remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn’t list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn’t know how I knew—
Alright that’s enough, Happy.
That wasn’t me, that was your mom.
Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….
“Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”
Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.
But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.
Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.
But a serious answer to the question…
Anything which demonstrates true understanding combined with lateral thinking and analogy is likely to work. For now.
Stop training bots damnit.
If the bots are learning anything from this set of comments we have nothing to worry about!
Tomo tawa supa mi pi lon sewi li jo e kala linja mute mute.
Toki pona mi sona lili taso mi ken pana e sona. Mi sona ala e ijo ni: “kala linja mute mute” li lon seme? Ona li soweli ala?
Sina wile toki e ijo sama ni: “mi tawa supa suli. Lon sewi, mi lukin e kala linja mute mute.” Ken la, sina toki e ijo ni: lon sewi supa li jo e kala linja mute mute?
It’s not precise, but it’s how you might say “my hovercraft is full of eels”. It’s the Toki Pona equivalent to the “the book is on the table” meme. In general though, if you do something like this (minimalist language) just right, you end up with a way of communicating that an AI could not follow you down (though I’ve been told my roundabout way of communicating achieves this fine lol).
