TheTechnician27 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down16
arrow-up1402arrow-down1imageYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]lemmy.worldTheTechnician27 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-square@WoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish40•1 month agoApply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
minus-square@satans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•1 month agoOK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
minus-square@Snowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 month agoI always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
minus-square@Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoInstructions unclear. Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
minus-square@Snowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•1 month agoYou just spell ‘sandwitch’ anyway you want baby, and the good lord will provide.
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Apply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
I always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
Instructions unclear.
Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
You just spell ‘sandwitch’ anyway you want baby, and the good lord will provide.