• @Feelfold@lemm.ee
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    791 month ago

    President Elon watches from his swasticar parked across the road. His face flush, tense, breath hitchng; and obvious strain through his body. Teremulous, he rasps, “Cuck me Vlad, cuck me so good!!!”

    • @Zink@programming.dev
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      1 month ago

      …He realizes that submitting to the only white man richer than himself is finally the thing that gives him a Tesla Semi in his pants.