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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish26•1 month agoPosting this meme costs $10 This comment cost me $15 Reading this comment costs $2 per read Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20 Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought
minus-square@ceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•1 month agoI copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.
minus-square@ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilink10•1 month agoI just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn’t getting my money! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 month ago$2 for reading the comment + $20 for responding to the comment =$22 total plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting) … and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn’t you?
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month ago$3 for referring to Ferenginar $2 for licensing fees to Brunt $0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority $20 for responding
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoWe’re billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.
minus-square@ummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoAlmost had him. Forgot they’re immune to jedi mind tricks telepathy.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoGood catch … always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi
minus-square@Shardikprime@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•1 month agoAfter you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.
minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoI will be reminded, don’t worry.
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Posting this meme costs $10
This comment cost me $15
Reading this comment costs $2 per read
Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20
Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought
I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.
I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn’t getting my money! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total
plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)
… and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn’t you?
Thinking like a true Ferengi.
$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding
We’re billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.
Almost had him. Forgot they’re immune to
jedi mind trickstelepathy.*dabo
Good catch … always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi
After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.
I will be reminded, don’t worry.
As you say
The environmental impact: priceless
This comment?
🌾 Riceless 🍚