“I got caught trying to advertise for free and they want me to pay for it like everyone else!”

One good cross check into the boards & he’d pop like a balloon…

I think I broke my wrist reading that

Oh, look! You had $65,000 lying around to put up a fight! You’re better off than a significant portion of the people in similar situations.

You have negative amounts of my sympathy.

Your Gannon snub has been noted…

Happy Birthday, Big trident Pig-Man!

I know where I live you can’t even take a phone into the courthouse; they have signs on the door and will turn you around at the metal detectors for having one. The fact that they got those glasses into the courtroom at all is a security fail at best, and feels more like a contempt of court charge.

I’m sure there’s a judge somewhere who said the same thing, and trump continues to not give a fuck.

My guess is “We don’t save your age verification data”…

I’ve read enough science fiction to know the beginning of a cyberpunk dystopia when I see it…

Quits government.

Tells everyone how wrong the government is now that she can’t do anything to change it.

Fuck off, bitch.

Obama derangement syndrome

Because it makes firearms available to people without having to jump through hoops the government can track, but they can make a machine that makes flexi-dragons into a boogyman, so they throw a “protect the children” in the bill and it automatically passes.

That’s a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer

The LD50 for caffeine in humans is 150-200mg/kg, so if you weighed only 36kg, that ain’t enough caffeine to kill you.

The study I read said that only about 37% of scientists are petty know-it-alls, 60% are waiting for funding, 2% are waiting on peer review, and 1% are actively doing research.

They then said there was a 82% margin of error and a bunch of overlap in the groups, so you probably shouldn’t cite their research even though they published it.

He’s there to Party Hard

one bitch ass duck

This duck has a name. The name is never used. The duck is referred to as “that motherfucker”.

I have interacted with this creature across several planes of existence.

$100 for the Swimsuit edition DLC

Jiga who?