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That’s definitely USB-C on the headphones in the pic, lightning has the little white connectors visible on the flat sides.

Pasta is deceptive. A box of pasta, a pack of meat, 2 or 3 jars of sauce and all of a sudden you have 8 pounds of food…

Accidental meal prep, lol

Defining “computer” would be a nightmare IMO… Desktop? Laptop? Smartphone? Smart Watch? Game console? Tablet? Screen on the fridge? Alexa device?

I could legitimately say there’s at least 15-20 “computers” in my house right now, and I’m not even trying hard to justify things.

I’d give it to Bruce when he smells the blood

So I’ve spent 10x as much, did 10%of the work, and still had to pay the employees I kept to fix that 10%?

P R O F I T !

The only reason I have cable TV is it was literally cheaper to get it packaged with my Internet than just getting the Internet alone.

Money is always the best cheat code.

Sprues. An extra few grams of easily removable plastic and all of a sudden it can’t tell what it is.

This is giving “What are you going to do, stab me?” vibes…

As an introvert, I enjoyed Evermore more than Mana.

Still have my copies of both, though I bet the batteries are dead by now.

Future man will know nothing of modern man because digital items don’t translate into archeological material.

Because there would be a million copycats & air travel would grind to a halt.

Sounds like a magazine for Medieval knights

Documentary Voiceover:

“After performing what most considered the ultimate joke, Gotcha the Clown stopped going by his stage name and began going by his given name: Pagliacci.”

… preferably from outside.

Yeah, the 100,000 Lumen LED light bar doesn’t always work