• Carl
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    229 days ago

    I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      028 days ago

      …kinda just feels like this entire comment is just you shoehorning in the fact that your mom ran you over.

      Which is a weird thing to brag about.

      • @0ops@lemm.ee
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        27 days ago

        Relevant anecdotes, how do they work?

        Seriously though this is a weird fucking reply dude, who’s bragging?

        • Carl
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          128 days ago

          They are just thick and hard like a rock. And not squishy blood bags like the rest of us.