• Carl
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      229 days ago

      I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        028 days ago

        …kinda just feels like this entire comment is just you shoehorning in the fact that your mom ran you over.

        Which is a weird thing to brag about.

        • @0ops@lemm.ee
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          27 days ago

          Relevant anecdotes, how do they work?

          Seriously though this is a weird fucking reply dude, who’s bragging?

          • Carl
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            128 days ago

            They are just thick and hard like a rock. And not squishy blood bags like the rest of us.