misterdoctor to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months agoMerry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1544arrow-down18
arrow-up1536arrow-down1imageMerry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!lemmy.worldmisterdoctor to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-square@Colour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilink9•3 months agoMy friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
minus-squareFlying SquidMlinkfedilink5•3 months agoHonestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.
minus-square@Blackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoIt’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.
My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
Honestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.
It’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.