Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1719arrow-down117
arrow-up1702arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months agomessage-square118fedilink
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish42•edit-29 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink25•9 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingerslinkfedilink1•7 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(