Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months agoNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1453arrow-down18
arrow-up1445arrow-down1imageNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilink13•9 months agoBecause, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
minus-square@ccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•9 months agoWell I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
minus-square@tacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilink4•9 months agoBut if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders. Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
minus-square@enbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agomake the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.
Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔