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@Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

i.redd.it

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tfw no 31 yr old pharmacy tech gf

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@Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Captain Aggravated
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    80•1 year ago

    I definitely want to talk about Invader Zim with a big tittied pharmacy tech. Do I just…start filling prescriptions and drop “It’s not stupid, it’s ADVANCED” into the small talk? Will that work?

    • @Mandarbmax@lemmy.worldOP
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      24•1 year ago

      If I knew I would have titled this post something else lol

    • Flying Squid
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      21•1 year ago

      I’d be happy to talk about Invader Zim with anyone. It doesn’t need to be post-coital.

      • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        9•1 year ago

        Oh good, that would be a distraction

        Why does the boy make fun of the foreign student? Is it because the foreign student has more powerful human organs?

        • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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          He’s just mad he doesn’t have a Squeedily Spooch.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        3•1 year ago

        I was picturing pre-coital myself.

    • @Buffaloaf@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      When you pick it up say “Thank you. I love you.”

    • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      I do know a pharmacy tech who is probably C cup but she is married well over 31 and I don’t know if she is even knows what IZ is.

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