• @pingveno@lemmy.ml
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    51 year ago

    Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

    • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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      51 year ago

      I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex