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minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink12•1 year agoI don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.
minus-square@pingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilink5•1 year agoSimilar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.
minus-square@Damage@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink5•1 year agoI have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex
I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.
Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.
I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex