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defunct_punk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Reblog if youre american

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Reblog if youre american

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defunct_punk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • TxzK
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    239•1 year ago

    Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back

    • @Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      219•1 year ago

      My mother used to hate it when people would get baby girls’ ears pierced. Called it child abuse and mutilation.

      I’m circumcised.

      • @Shou@lemmy.world
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        53•1 year ago

        Damn. That’s pretty fucking shit.

      • @MaoZedongers@lemmy.today
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        28•1 year ago

        Same here, some fucked up shit.

    • @force@lemmy.world
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      82•1 year ago

      I want my fucking foreskin back

      Doom music starts playing

      • @FiniteLooper@lemm.ee
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        27•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

        • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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          19•1 year ago

          Fearskin

      • prole
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        8•1 year ago

        I have a certain set of skills…

        • @SeekPie@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          Foreskills

    • @UnPassive@lemmy.world
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      52•1 year ago

      Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info

      • TxzK
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        67•1 year ago

        bruh. I don’t necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I’m gonna do with it.

        • @Twentytwodividedby7@lemmy.world
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          36•1 year ago

          Tug the foreskin? Lol

          • TxzK
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            17•1 year ago

            Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol

      • @CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works
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        20•1 year ago

        I basically did by accident

        • R0cket_M00se
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          20•1 year ago

          Username checks out.

        • Freeman
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          2•1 year ago

          I’m intact(/uncircumsized) and cannot imagine how you would accidentally do that

          • @CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works
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            Honestly just being way too rough with it for like twenty years

      • @Mango@lemmy.world
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        11•1 year ago

        That’s not gonna restore the nervous system bits associated.

        • @UnPassive@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          New nerves do grow. Muscly/fat/pregnant people have the same skin senstitivity. But there are special function bits that are lost. The Rigid Band has special nerve endings, gone forever. Frenellum too

      • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.

      • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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        Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

        He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t want much just want my foreskin back again
      No it’s not TMI I shared it 'cause we’re friends
      My parents chose this road but I’ll choose where it ends
      Don’t I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again

      Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)

      (Piped mirror)

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        1•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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        Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson

        edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here

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