zum Glück bin ich schon 24 😅

oh you can ruin a turd

a turd is shit, but its solid, tidy and contained, low entropy, kinda neat

explosive diarrhea on the other hand

if sending cash by mail is also an acceptable anonymous payment option, https://mailbox.org/ maybe something for you

haha you’re trapped now, for i will take infinite time to hand over my pronouns one-by-one in length-lexicographic order

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z aa ab ac ad ae af ag ah ai aj ak al am an ao ap aq ar as at au av aw ac ay az ba bb …

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/split

lmao

/aɪ wəz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔː ə ɛn eː ɛs ˈɡeɪ̯m on gŏg/

tbh /gŏg/ is pretty hard to pronounce so i would probably say /ɡɒk/ like gock

Das Schachbrett besteht den Fluchtpunkttest, der Tisch seltsamerweise nicht.

Ich glaube, dass das Bild kein KI Geschlabber ist.

das ist actually für katzen voll gewöhnugssache

eine freundin meiner schwester geht regelmäßig mit ihren katzen gassi

ich weiß das, weil meine schwester da öfters mitkommt und dann davon fotos in ihre signal story stellt

was ist mit katerbuben?

unfortunately wrong, no calcium for you

wearing slippers inside just moves the question to slipper<slipper<shoe>shoe> or slipper<shoe>slipper<shoe>

ye, Aleksey Gutierrez is complete Goonerbait

their comics “continue” (on patreon) with “spicy endings” that are completely out of place and just depict the characters from the comic having sex, without any reference to the “story”, if you can call it that

Ich hasse es auch wenn DuRöhre Spiellisten an meinem Glied sind.

ESC :q! to get the buttplug out

*Dafuq you tolkien about?

more like bestiality

Great Club

großartige Diskothek

aah
one more episode is fine
after all, 6½ hours sleep isn’t that bad

*continues to watch the entire rest of the season and then only gets 3 hours of sleep*

as i said, if you use the whitelist and don’t need cookie deletion on tab close, there is no need for an extension

i used cookie autodelete too until i discovered this feature