Idk you ever hear that AI soul song about gluing your balls to your butthole? That’s a banger

Now that you mention it, it’s 8 most days

“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”

Sign was painted, said “Private Property” > But on the back side, it didn’t say nothing

Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man

Gif finds a way

I don’t know what I expected…

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

No one in history has ever asked “when” a team lost

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity