This guy knows what’s up.
Question if you’ve been recently: is it just me or have they made movies really damn loud? Not in the sense that they’re trying to get a broader dynamic range, but the whole thing is just tinnitus-inducing the whole way through. Is the mix just bad, the tuning bad, or are the volumes just cranked?
“You don’t LOOK like a 2…”
I have a relative (former Air Force) who was vaguely asked to speak about the merits of military service at a school in the early 70s — you know the war. Turns out it’s fucking graduation day at an inner-city high school. They’re not below anything.
Purchased was Tomb Raider II. So worth it because I loved Indiana Jones.
His ringtone is Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator”
I hope his lymph nodes are as big as cats
just touching fentanyl
But you can watch a cop fake a seizure from being within 500 yards of it and lol at their dumb asses
Turn that place into Home Alone and watch the shenanigans
I’ve seen Colbert nerd out on it. If they insist on milking the franchise, and anyone should be thrown into a writers room, they got the right dude.
“25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago. He’s a band geek at heart, so the horn section is a must.
Its place in the order of simulacra just went down a notch
Donald’s Own Weiner did indeed jump
And rig a few Polymarket bets
The safe word is “enumclaw”
“The jacket turned itself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen”
“Aaaaand gate A10 is through the checkpoint to your right” bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
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Gassin up the bois at the urinal
And wouldn’t you know, it’s currently no. 11 on the iOS App Store’s list of free apps, just behind DoorDash. Chat, are they cooked