you do you, but if im just chilling talking after i eat, it feels like nothing to me - just something to do with my hands that doesnt feel like work at all and is massively helpful to someone

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

Right on. Glad to hear it

Who would join her? She’s a island

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard

Exactly - its definitely the liberals who refuse to vote for women. You seem super duper smart, pal. Any other insights to bless us with?

3rd time’s the charm for seeing if the country will accept a woman. What’s the worst that could happen?

Slop for pretentious, “so artsy” types. I fell asleep during the movie but it felt pretty meh and up its own ass, to me. Seems A24 has a slew of these shows that are marketed to young “artists” who aren’t actually creative and just wear the uniform.

They’ve also made some of my favorites, but ive seen too many movies that seemed like they’d be great but turned out to be subpar executions of decent ideas from A24.

Agreed - A24 slop., Studio is so hit or miss

this would absolutely turn into a “purge” rotating revenge. We just need the ability to hold our current police accountable when they break the law.

This makes no sense - Trump was recently said to be the healthiest president ever, by actual doctors. Im guessing you’re not a doctor?

Honestly though, it’s reasonable for them to think it was trans related, considering Charlie’s rhetoric - we can’t expect the FBI to know what bullets looks like.

barely in his 30s, guy was 39! She was 17. He literally would scoop her up from her fucking high school. Technically legal is some predatory shit.

Idk, she knew that the 1st amendment is about what the government restricting speech, so i was the dumb bitch in this case

Or anywhere. Freedom of speech is about the government not restricting your speech. It has nothing to do with private relationships.

I tried this once with an ex and apparently there’s nothing the government can do to force gf’s to stay with you after you call them a dumb cunt ;/. Who knew?

i switched over from reddit recently and this post makes me here to stay. Got a loud laugh out of me after reading all the undeserved sympathy this guy was getting.

I’ve been wondering for awhile now - at what point do ppl just start killing these fucking ppl. I guess that’s today. Hopefully this a lesson/reminder in why you don’t treat your fellow man like fucking dogshit, cause they just might tear your fucking throat out!

Three jobs actually. Some administrations will have the VP spread oil or vasaline on satan’s asshole. A vital role if the POTUS’s penis is particularly small.