Nah, these noodles mainly use strangulation to kill their prey, they just strike it first to get it in close- it just needs to detach itself from itself and it will be okay

God damn it

Humans learn behavior through trial and error and learning from others. Maybe this will be a valuable experience regarding how they come to choose their opinions and how they choose to express them, maybe not. Who knows? We’ll keep doing our part to let others know when certain opinions are intolerable or unrealistic and they can use that information as they will, if they want. Being allowed to express something doesn’t mean they are correct nor immune to criticism 🤷‍♀️

That shark has experienced some shit!

That shark has seen some shit

There’s even a wikiHow, if you use a search engine you can find it ❤️

I feel like I’m more concerned about exposed bone pigeon than angel of death, maybe because one plausibly exists yet seems really fucked. Or metal af

It will probably just get your humidifier sticky and gross

Is that a pigeon missing everything but bones on one side??

Wait, this is the care they get BEFORE the grant?

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Do you floss, or use a fluoride mouthwash?

Could it be a bot doing it, or is it definitely a person?

Definitely not bots, right?

I don’t know about everyone else, but the way my partner describes being horny and not being able to turn it off sometimes really concerns me, like it seems to me that having something so distracting and in the forefront of your mind constantly would be really upsetting, like an addiction, and how would you focus on other things when that’s happening? I definitely believe the composition of the human body and the reliance on chemicals and hormones is a huge hinderence to our further intellectual evolution. Obviously overall they are super necessary in the functioning of our bodies and were integral in our evolution up to this point, but now that we have the ability to be sapient and have the technology within our grasp to one day separate the mind from the squishy, fallible, salty meat sacks, my vote is wholeheartedly for a cyborg existence. My back hurts and my head hurts and and I’m too hot and too cold and dehydrated and hungry and I need to pee and that is just too many obstacles between me and the knowledge and betterment of humanity I crave.

You think they added the sounds afterward to make it seem like there was a group behind the camera? Because you can hear several people…

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