They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

I’ll blackmail ur meat industry bb

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

He’d definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Why not both?

Wonderful, thank you

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

Good show

I believe in you too buddy, happy you’ve decided to make a change. You can do it!

I need to know what you weirdos jerk off to