He’s planning to kill Gaben himself! D:

Maybe if you average the net worth of billionares with the rest of all us regular schmucks it’d look like we’re wealthy? Someone do the monster math, I’m too depressed just from thinking about it

Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

I missed one news cycle, what’s the relationship between JD and Viktor?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

BOOYAH!

I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Your earbuds look like they’re using the Mexico Movie Filter IRL 😅

Purrito*

Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs