From Reddit:

… Lol, STFU.

Reddit" guidelines" aren’t the end all be all to every platform.

I dislike when people attack others online, so I apologize for the above, but I’m not deleting it. Are you serious tho?

Sexually

Better maul Saul

with the addition of middle name first-letters if they exist

I’m thinking that this might have happened, and still ended up an unfortunate event “LastnameFirstinitialMiddleinitial@Bobloblaw.edu”

I after E, except after C; when it sounds like “ee”.

I after E, except after C; when it sounds like “ee”.