Fun Fact: A group of Digletts is a Dugtrio!

From is Gax’s last name

Engineer: 😫

Fair.

Look up most dangerous highways and when it is limited to a certain distance, the most dangerous highways are in Texas or Florida.

Teletrac: Most Dangerous Roads in America Infographic (2016-2019)

I can only imagine the frustration of engineers in BMW having to deal with finance people.

Engineer: “…So you want me to route the functionality of heated seats to a PCB to check for a payment variable, to prevent the person, who bought the car, to not be able to use a function already built in… Is that correct?”

Finance guy: “Yes! You got it!”

Engineer: “I know the answer is money but still… Why?!”

Is there anyway to use a VPN on a guest network?

On the off chance that this trolling I will correct you and accept my fate.

Sir/Madam, that is no plum, that’s an eggplant.

I like that the artist put stains on the mattress. You will never be able to get that out.

The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.

That’s a great point. When it comes to the Earth’s mass, the surface is barely a factor.

I was curious since mass would seem lopsided. I guess not enough. Thanks for answering.

When there was only one land mass, is there any scientific theories if that would change the rotation of the earth on its axis or around the sun?

Some people like to give commands just to feel important.

I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn’t thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.

True RNG.

Does it matter if one’s job is to be downdog and the other’s job is to be updog?

“I can show what will be in to that”

You almost gave me a heart attack. I thought this was an ad placed in Lemmy.

You scared the shit out of me.

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Why do I have the urge to go to the gym?

“Lightning without thunder” would make more sense.