TLDR: it’s a “”“news”“” article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen

Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing

BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

This meme implies that these turdbuckets reflect on their actions

Also mom: I wonder why <offspring> never tells me anything anymore

Neato, now do the 20 inch iPad where you have to go 2 menus deep to turn on your heated seats