Oath comrade, picked up a pizza stone during COVID and my local grocery often has 2 for $1 fresh pizza dough, plus a dollar of sauce for whatever pizza you want versus some greasy, average shit from the pizza place. The no box to deal with is a huge plus as well!

It’s lowkey hilarious how he thinks he has some sort of vainglorious future that was just a little hampered by that silly oaf, and that his ass isn’t just the cheapest tool in the shed at the time they needed a mook.

And John Henry made 16 transactions of value that day, and the machine only fucked up 9.