Add it to the list of another reason not to go to Florida.

Would somebody please think of the shareholders!?!?!?!?!

/s

Start investing in Iron Lung companies. Their stock price is about to go way up.

Making Polio Great Again! (For the stock price must always go up)

When’s the next story about Adobe sending a cease and desist letter for using their software in an unapproved manner. 3… 2… 1……

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

How much would a medal of freedom fetch on the open market? Asking for a friend.

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I know someone that could get a lot of return on investment for some nice sized, tasteful, boulders in their yard. The larger and deeper the better.

I’m a college educated person. Based on this test, I don’t think the racists would have let me vote in Louisiana.