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The US is all unkept infrastructure and poorly planned housing in between data centers

It’s only a fictional convention, like waking up and only being cute and lazy in bed. There’s wild hairs everywhere, morning breath, eye boogies, gotta pee maybe shit.

You vastly overestimate the capabilities of the average modern human being

And so installers were harder to come by, which means fewer people were told about it. Pretty easy to understand why it took a while to catch on.

Y’all have a govt feeding and clothing y’all? Mine is just trying to kill me in 100 different ways.

Probably? This is his only play, all his life - get into a situation that is over his head, like a casino, or real estate, or acting, or literally every aspect of government, where he makes things worse and damaging to the industry, and then extracts bribes and extorts people in those deals industries with promises to give them exceptions from that harm. It’s mafia shit. He is running a racket with a system he didn’t build but he did take over by force.

It’s true, I used to be a yellow jacket

Oh hell yeah

Negative, ghost rider

None of y’all are horny looking at this?

And hate groups know there’s a loneliness epidemic and that humans have a lizard brain problem where our brains literally panic and sense impending doom if we feel like the human groups have ostracized us, kicked us out into the Savanah to survive on our own, so they utilize that to recruit with propaganda and in grievances that speak to the lonely and then welcome them with hateful ingroup “jokes” and repetitive beliefs that lead to radicalization.

Yeah but it’s gotten better. When I was a kid in the 70s/80s almost everyone just locked their dogs outside in the back yard and didn’t consider them family like they do now. I mean, it was their dog, yes, like sorta family, but these days almost everyone literally considering their dogs actual family, and most probably think of them in terms of being akin to children and best friends. They used to be just property and tools to a lot of people. That applies to lots of animals now, people are getting more compassionate and evolved with their theory of mind in animals. Insects, reptiles and fish are starting to sneak into that evolution as well.

Why bother your bosses too much, that’s how you get canned

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

I don’t have a crystal ball, but I do know this - oil reserves globally have been sinking fast, with levels predicted to reach near or actual zero by July, just in time for the traditional yearly mass travel period for Americans. Crops have been planted in half their usual numbers because of a lack of affordable fertilizer, and those crop shortages won’t be seen or felt until fall and winter at the earliest, but will be felt hard in winter and next spring, thanks to how crops and agricultural production works. Gas will continue to climb in prices, goods will continue to climbs in prices, until they’re unaffordable or there’s runs on necessary goods and perceived wants/needs. Then will come the lines. Then will come the anger when people go home without enough, or without any.

So will they riot? Maybe not. But people have become much less social and community oriented since Covid, and since the attention economy has used algorithms to make people more extreme and more narcissistic than they were during shortages in the 70s and 80s, so i can tell you this - it won’t be pretty, whatever happens. It won’t be business as usual. Trust this old person. I know people, and I know the industries that are about to fuck it all up, after decades of warnings about just this kind of nexus of events in a perfect storm of shit.

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out