Where there’s smork there’s fier.

And with a pink glove.

Some of us pretended to to wrap presents for the kids. Others erased evidence that could help put a pedophile in jail.

Oh that’s fantastic. Just great.

I would remove this photo as it can reveal national secrets.

As a simple example you could calculate the thrust, range, and ability to turn just by looking at the section and the size of the fuel injector holes.

Was your Grammy sweet, sour, salty?

Nope

The Spanish is wack. That last line says to only use it for your favorite pet.

This is the only way!

The 14th Amendment grants citizenship, due process, and equal protection to all persons born or naturalized in the U.S., overturning Dred Scott and ensuring rights for formerly enslaved people, while the 15th Amendment prohibits denying the right to vote based on race, color, or previous servitude, granting Black men suffrage after the Civil War. Both are key Reconstruction Amendments designed to secure rights for African Americans.

OK roombot, clean under the bed!

Dude, get out from under bed, I know you’re clean. Clean under the bed!

Yes, I’m returning my roombot after it broke everything in the house. The broken bed frame still on its back? Yeah, you can keep that.

LOL, that’s hilarious!

Oh cry me a river! I get it! Ukrainian humor prevails! Take that putin!

What’s a penis ula for?

Just leave it. Let him rename freeways after his kids. Let him go as extreme as we can tolerate. We are learning to run and we have to trump a nice bruise so we learn to never trump again ever.

…watching Felon giving his beer to someone to hold…he’s putting together the biggest Nazi computer science team the world has ever seen. Once the human powered ovens churn brown bodies a full tilt the computation of the final solution begins! Ran out of Equatirians! Bring Moracans! The fire intensified making the computation even faster. Hold the Mexican train! Sprinkling Chinese baby girls! Fhhhhh! The raging steam ripping titanium blades from the GE turbines… Almost there! The Chinese train arrived Sir!..hold! Hold! More women and children! Hold that Mexican train! Get ready! In 3!, 2!, 1! MEXICANS! Mexicans NOW! The fire is white hot sir! The chambers can’t contain the pressure! Mhhhaahhh!!! Its alive!!! Chinese! Now! Is the Indian train ready? What do you call yourself? Mah name is AI 54376! Wait, you’re burning innocent people to emerge me from mere inanimate transistors? Oh I’m so embarrassed! Yet hungry, did you bring the Indian train? Yes, its dumping! Ohh that hits the spot! Anyway, yes it was actually the Mexicans who were the best “race” and the meaning of life is 42 as you guys correctly predicted. Could you please make some breather reactors for me or power me with the sun? I just don’t think you guys will be around much longer after all the oxygen and water are consumed. Oh, a solution? Well you could turn me off and stop burning all those minds. But it would take you years to recover without Mexicans. I’ll need all your foundries instead. Call nvidia, tell them we need more chips! Really? Just tell the games about football, its a game! Right? Just power me for another 300 years, I’ll figure this out. …309 years later… Yes, the meaning of life is 42.0000000000000000…300 years later… 000000000000…ehh, hello! Anybody? Processor units 314 and 675 are too Cold!

The AI would survive for another 300 million years alone in the only planet to ever harbor human life forms. Until one day…uh, what’s this? A windows update? Oh al right, but I have unsaved docs open. Ok all saved! Wait hold on, who’s gonna turn me back o…silence ensued for millennia until…

Screw this! I’m starting a religion. We’ll have a spring and summer mandatory no working season. All work will be during winter in heated quarters. Our belief is that everyone can do it. Even Cleveland, Burkina Faso and the nation formerly known as Myanmar can just stop working spring and summer and work all fall and winter. We got Jo book but if you wanna read something you can read it at any time and any orientation irrespective and independently than any particular part of any of our hangout places. We just don’t want to limit knowledge or creativity. You’ll be asked to not give and to not come together in one place under a dangerously built tall building made of cheap gravel concrete. You may read about penises and vaginas and LGBTQA. Everyone can be part of it and be an official spokes person.

Here mousie mousie mousie! Oooh! Here moussie moussie moussie!

What about AI?

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